UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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