no you cant smoke seaweed
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night