A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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