dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
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You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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