I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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