if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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