The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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