are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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