it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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