You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
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So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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