You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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