She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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