If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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