Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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