Christians are straight up FREAKS
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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