i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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