You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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