yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
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