Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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