Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
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I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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