dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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