Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
