Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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