Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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