wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize
