I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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