So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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