It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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