I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
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The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I came so hard my ears popped.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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