I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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