its not stalking. its research.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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