But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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