Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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