it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?