i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
there is glitter all over my balls
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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