What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Church boner. Awkwardddd
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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