My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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