We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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