try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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