my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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