I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Randomize
