Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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