just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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