I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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