not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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