he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
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I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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