I'd wear matching sweaters with you
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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