I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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