I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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