Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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