Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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