drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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