What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
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We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Is this like a preordered booty call?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I am available for nakedness
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