He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
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We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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