brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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