doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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