i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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